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The titles have generally been taken from the transcriptions themselves, please let
me know if I have mis-filed any under the wrong date/title. (Titles in blue are scripts on the main page)
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The first 'transcript' column lists the If I don't know which is the most accurate, or there are two or more independant transcript which I haven't yet compared, then the first column is left blank. |
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Independant transcriptions of the same show are listed in separate rows. Transripts in each row are in approximate chronological order newest to oldest. |
Series 1 - May 1951 through December 1951 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | @@@ | (The very first goon show - untitled) [Also in "The Essential Spike Milligan" by Alexande Games] |
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Re-enactment | |
Series 2 - January 1952 through July 1952 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | hd | po psw | (Pureheart Builds the Suez Canal) | x |
| 03 | hd | po psw | (Pureheart Builds the Crystal Palace) | x |
| 25 | hd | (untitled) | x | |
Series 3 - November 1952 through June 1953 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 16 | hd | The Search for the Bearded Vulture | ||
| 17 | hd | The Mystery of the Monkey's Paw | ||
Series 4 - October 1953 through April 1954 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 02 | hd | dsa | The Man Who Tried to Destroy London's Monuments | |
| 03 | hd | dp | Ghastly Experiments of Dr. Hans Eidelburger | |
| 13 | hd | The Giant Bombardon | ||
| 15 | hd | ajw gsps |
The Missing Prime Minister | |
| 18 | hd | dp | The History of Communications | |
| 20 | hd | hd | The Toothpaste Expedition | |
| 21 | The Case of the Vanishing Room | radioechoes | ||
| 23 | hd | po ka sy pw sy sr | The Greatest Mountain In The World | |
| 24 | hd | gsps | The Collapse of the British Railway Sandwich System | |
| 25 | hd | ajw | The Silent Bugler | |
| 26 | hd | Western Story | ||
| 29 | hd | ab | The Great Bank of England Robbery | |
| sp | hd | po sy mw sr sd |
The Starlings | |
Series 5 - August 1954 through March 1955 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | hd | ajw po ka sy pw sr | The Whistling Spy Enigma | |
| 02 | hd | ajw | The Lost Gold Mine (of Charlotte) | |
| 03 | hd | ajw pw sy kp po ka |
The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler (of Bexhill-on-Sea) [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] [Also in "The Goons: The Story" by Norma Farnes] |
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| 04 | hd | ajw po sy pw ka | The Phantom Head Shaver (of Brighton) [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 05 | hd | ajw po pw | The Affair of the Lone Banana [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 06 | hd | ajw po ka kp | The Canal [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 07 | hd | ajw po ka sr gsps |
Lurgi Strikes Britian | |
| 08 | hd | po sy sr jp |
The Mystery Of The Marie Celeste (Solved) [Also in "The Goons: The Story" by Norma Farnes] |
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| 09 | hd | sy sr sd |
The Last Tram from Clapham | |
| 10 | hd | sy ka jr ds | The Booted Gorilla | |
| 11 | hd | po ka sy sr | The Spanish Suitcase | |
| 12 | hd | po pw | Dishonoured (or The Fall of Neddie Seagoon) | |
| 13 | hd | po sy mw sr | Forog | |
| 14 | hd | po sy ka sr gsps |
Ye Bandit of Sherwood Forest | |
| 15 | hd | ajw po sy jr rs sr ka |
Nineteen Eighty Five | |
| 16 | hd | ajw | The Case of the Missing Heir | |
| 17 | hd | ajw ka sy sr | China Story | |
| 18 | hd | po sy ka ar sr sd |
Under Two Floorboards -- A Story of The Legion | |
| 19 | hd | ar gsps | The Missing Scroll (or The Lost Music of Purdom) | |
| 20 | hd | ajw gsps |
Nineteen Eighty Five (re-performed) | |
| 21 | hd | po sy ka sr | The Sinking Of Westminster Pier | |
| 22 | hd | po sy sr | The Fireball Of Milton Street | |
| 23 | hd | yti po sy sr | The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street (or The Terrible Blasting of Moreton's Bank) | |
| 24 | hd | po ka sr gsps |
Yehti | |
| 25 | hd | ajw ka | The White Box of Great Bardfield | |
| 26 | hd | yti | The End (Confessions of a Secret Sennapod Drinker) | |
Series 6 - September 1955 through April 1956 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | hd | ajw dg | The Man Who Won the War (Seagoon MCC) | |
| 02 | hd | ab | The Secret Escritoire | |
| 03 | hd | ajw | The Lost Emperor | |
| 04 | hd | ajw jr po sy pm | Napoleons Piano [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 05 | hd | ka sy pw jr ds | The Case of the Missing CD Plates | |
| 06 | hd | yti | Rommel's Treasure | |
| 07 | hd | ka | Foiled by President Fred (In Honour Bound) [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 08 | hd | yti | Shangri-La Again | |
| 09 | hd | gsd amg | The International Christmas Pudding | |
| 10 | hd | dp | The Pevensey Bay Disaster | |
| 11 | hd | ab | The Sale of Manhattan (The Lost Colony) | |
| 12 | hd | po sy jh@ | The Terrible Revenge of Fred Fumanchu [Also in "The Book of the Goons" by Elizabeth Rose] |
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| 13 | hd | ajw | The Lost Year | |
| 14 | hd | po ka ds | The Greenslade Story | |
| 15 | hd | po ka | The Hastings Flyer - Robbed [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 16 | hd | pw po ka | The Mighty Wurlitzer [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 17 | hd | ab | The Raid of the International Christmas Pudding | |
| 18 | hd | ajw | Tales of Montmartre | |
| 19 | hd | ad trb |
The Jet-Propelled Guided NAAFI | |
| 20 | hd | po ka | The House of Teeth [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 21 | hd | ajw rh | Tales of Old Dartmoor | |
| 22 | hd | ajw | The Choking Horror | |
| 23 | hd | ad | The Great Tuscan Salami Scandal | |
| 24 | hd | dp | The Treasure in the Lake | |
| 25 | hd | ka po sy jr pw ds | The Fear of Wages [Also in "The Essential Spike Milligan" by Alexande Games] |
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| 26 | hd | jr po sy ph | Scradje | |
| 27 | hd | jr jk | The Man Who Never Was | |
| s1 | The Missing Christmas Parcel | |||
| s2 | hd | dp | The Goons Hit Wales | |
| s3 | hd | ajw sr | China Story | |
Series 7 - October 1956 through March 1957 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | hd | ka po sy jr cpt | The Nasty Affair at the Burami Oasis | |
| 02 | hd | ajw jk abu |
Drums Along the Mersey | |
| 03 | hd | yti jm |
The Nadger Plague | |
| 04 | hd | dp | The MacReekie Rising of '74 | |
| 05 | hd | ajw abu | The Spectre of Tintagel | |
| 06 | hd | yti | The Sleeping Prince | |
| 07 | hd | dp | The Great Bank Robbery | |
| 08 | hd | ajw | Personal Narrative | |
| 09 | hd | @@@ | The Mystery Of The Fake Neddie Seagoons [Also in "The Essential Spike Milligan" by Alexande Games] |
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| 10 | hd | ajw | What's My Line | |
| 11 | hd | ajw | The Telephone | |
| 12 | hd | ka jr po sy cpt gsps |
The Flea | |
| 13 | hd | jh | Six Charlies in Search of an Author | |
| 14 | hd | gsps | Emperor of the Universe | |
| 15 | hd | ka sy jr pw cpt | Wings Over Dagenham | |
| 16 | hd | ka jr po sy ph md |
The Rent Collectors | |
| 17 | hd | yti cpt |
The Shifting Sands of Waziristan | |
| 18 | hd | kw gsps |
The Moon Show | |
| 19 | hd | pw ka | The Mysterious Punch-Up-The-Conker | |
| 20 | hd | kw | Round the World in Eighty Days | |
| 21 | hd | yti | Insurance – The White Man’s Burden | |
| 22 | hd | ka | The Africa Ship Canal | |
| 23 | hd | jk | Ill Met by Goonlight | |
| 24 | hd | yti | The Missing Boa Constrictor | |
| 25 | hd | ka po sy jr ds | The Histories of Pliny the Elder [Also in "Son of Curried Eggs" by Roger Wilmut] |
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| s1 | hd | ajw jk gsps |
Operation Christmas Duff [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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| s2 | hd | sf | Robin Hood | |
| s3 | hd | gsd dp | The Reason Why | |
Series 8 - September 1957 through March 1958 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | hd | dp gsps |
Spon | |
| 02 | hd | yti | The Junk Affair | |
| 03 | hd | yti jm |
The Burning Embassy | |
| 04 | hd | ajw jm | The Great Regent's Park Swim | |
| 05 | hd | yti jm |
The Treasure in the Tower | |
| 06 | hd | gsd tl | The Space Age | |
| 07 | hd | ka | The Red Fort | |
| 08 | hd | kw gsps |
The Missing Battleship | |
| 09 | hd | gsps | The Policy | |
| 10 | hd | yti gsps |
King Solomon's Mines | |
| 11 | hd | yti | The Stolen Postman | |
| 12 | hd | yti | The Great British Revolution | |
| 13 | hd | yti | The Plasticine Man | |
| 14 | hd | yti jk | The African Incident | |
| 15 | hd | yti jm |
The Thing On the Mountain | |
| 16 | hd | po ka ds sy@ |
The (Great) String Robberies [Also in "The Book of the Goons" by Elizabeth Rose] |
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| 17 | hd | s | The Moriarty Murder Mystery | |
| 18 | hd | yti po ds | The Curse of Frankenstein | |
| 19 | hd | jh | The White Neddy Trade | |
| 20 | hd | ab jm |
Ten Snowballs That Shook The World | |
| 21 | hd | mb jr po cpt | The Man Who Never Was | |
| 22 | hd | po pw mn |
World War One | |
| 23 | hd | sy pw jh@ | The Spon Plague [Also in "The Book of the Goons" by Elizabeth Rose] |
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| 24 | hd | yti | Tiddleywinks | |
| 25 | hd | pw | The Evils Of Bushy Spon | |
| 26 | hd | yti | The Great Statue Debate | |
Series Vintage Goons - Recorded June 1957 through March 1958 for the Transcription Service |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | hd | kw | The Mummified Priest | |
| 02 | hd | ad | The Greatest Mountain in the World | |
| 03 | hd | ajw kw | The Missing Ten Downing Street | |
| 04 | hd | gsd yti | The Giant Bombardon | |
| 05 | hd | ka cpt | The Kippered Herring Gang | |
| 06 | hd | dp | The Vanishing Room | |
| 07 | hd | yti | The Ink Shortage | |
| 08 | hd | ajw | The Mustard and Cress Shortage | |
| 09 | hd | jk | The Internal Mountain [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 10 | hd | @@@ ss |
The Silent Bugler [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 11 | hd | dp hb |
The Great Bank of England Robbery | |
| 12 | hd | jk | The Dreaded Piano Clubber [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 13 | hd | @@@ | The Siege of Fort (K)Night [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 14 | hd | yti | The Albert Memorial | |
Series 9 - November 1958 through February 1959 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | hd | jr po sy ds oc rs |
The Sahara Desert Statue (or The Nude Welshman) | |
| 02 | hd | gsps | I Was Monty's Treble | |
| 03 | hd | dp | The Million Pound Penny | |
| 04 | hd | gsd | Pam's Paper Insurance Policy | |
| 05 | hd | jm | The Mountain Eaters | |
| 06 | hd | ka sy jr ds | The Childe Harolde Rewarde | |
| 07 | hd | gsps | The Seagoon Memoirs | |
| 08 | hd | ajw kw gsps |
Queen Anne's Rain | |
| 09 | hd | po ka | The Battle of Spion Kop [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 10 | hd | ajw po ka | Ned's Atomic Dustbin [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 11 | hd | ajw | The Spy or Who is Pink Oboe [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 12 | hd | ajw ka jr pw bp jv sy@ |
The Call of the West [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 13 | hd | ajw jk | Dishonoured - Again [Also in "No More Curried Eggs For Me" by Roger Wilmut] |
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| 14 | hd | po pw ?? | The Scarlet Capsule (or Quatermass O.B.E.) [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 15 | hd | @@@ | The Tay Bridge [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 16 | hd | @@@ | The Gold Plate Robbery [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 17 | hd | @@@ | The Fifty Pound Cure [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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Series 10 - December 1959 through January 1960 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | hd | ajw | A Christmas Carol | |
| 02 | hd | po sy jr jh@ | The Tale of Men's Shirts (or Tales of Men's Shirts, A Story of Down Under) [Also in "The Book of the Goons" by Elizabeth Rose] |
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| 03 | hd | sd ph |
The Chinese Legs | |
| 04 | hd | jy jh@ | Robin's Post [Also in "The Book of the Goons" by Elizabeth Rose] |
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| 05 | hd | jr sy ds | The Silver Dubloons | |
| 06 | hd | dp | The Last Smoking Seagoon | |
Other |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| s1 | hd | jk | The Last Goon Show of All [Also in "The Goons: The Story" by Norma Farnes] |
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| @@@ | The Tree Maniac (the unfinished script) [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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The Case of the Mukkinese Battle-Horn | |||
| rs | The World of the Goons lyrics | |||
| Key to transcribers and editors: | Mail (anti SPAM ecclesified) (email addresses are probably well out of date and haven't been tested) | Web | |
| ab | Andrew Bell (alias Footo) | goonshow eccles belltower.org | |
| abu | Alan Burton | ||
| ad | Alan Dicey (alias Muttley) | muttley eccles diceyhome.free-online.co.uk | |
| ajw | Tony Wills | goonshow1 eccles paradise.net.nz | www. |
| amg | AbsentMindedGenius | ||
| ar | Alastair Roxburgh | www | |
| bp | Brian Phillips | ||
| cpt | Christopher P. Thomas | C.P.Thomas-SE2 eccles cs.bham.ac.uk cp.thomas eccles virgin.net chris eccles cptv.co.uk | defunct www |
| cg | Christopher Gray | cedgray eccles ntlworld.com | archived |
| dg | Digby Green | ||
| dj | David Josephson | davidj eccles rahul.net | www |
| dp | Darius Pranckunas (alias Moriarty) | ||
| ds | Debby Stark | debby eccles swcp.com | |
| dsa | David Saltmer (alias 15Ace) | ||
| gs | Graham Spray (alias Lord Nautilus) | o44s5 eccles unb.ca | |
| gsd | Goon Show Depository Transcription Forum | www | |
| gsps | Goon Show Preservation Society via Chris Hughes | www | |
| hb | Henning Baker | henningbaker eccles hotmail.com | |
| hd | Helen D | ||
| jh | Josh Hayes | josh eccles cqs.washington.edu | defunct |
| jk | John Koster | ||
| jm | John Mathews | John.Mathews eccles canberra.edu.au | |
| jp | Jon Poole | jonp eccles dial.pipex.com, jon eccles apathy.demon.co.uk | archived |
| jr | James H.G. Redekop | tzoq eccles csd.uwo.ca | archived archived |
| jv | Julian Visch | jsv eccles math.canterbury.ac.nz j.visch eccles inet.net.nz | |
| ka | Kurt Adkins | www | |
| kp | Karen Phillips | kren eccles ios.com | |
| kw | Kate Wilson (alias K8) | ||
| mn | Marco Nadal | m.nadal eccles student.qut.edu.au | |
| mb | Mark Bridgland | ||
| md | Mark Dunbar & Mark ? & Alf Lacis | ||
| mw | Mark Wallace | mwallace eccles noknok.nl | |
| nok | Niall O'Keeffe | web eccles niallok.com | www |
| oc | Owen Carter | ||
| ph | Peter Harris | pdh eccles ecs.soton.ac.uk | |
| pm | Paul Martin | pm eccles nowster.demon.co.uk pm eccles nowster.zetnet.co.uk | |
| po | Peter Olausson | goonfan eccles hexmaster.com | www |
| psw | Paul S. Winalski | prune eccles Ankh-Morpork.mv.com | |
| pw | Paul Webster | paul eccles spidersweb.freeserve.co.uk | www |
| rh | Reed Hedges | hedges eccles gis.net | archived |
| rs | Russell Street | russells eccles ccu1.aukuni.ac.nz r.street eccles auckland.ac.nz | archived archived |
| s | Tilde Clark (alias Stratford) | fosca44 eccles hotmail.com | www |
| sd | Steve Dale | chipper eccles ihug.co.nz | |
| sf | Andy(alias Stringy Flea) | nixons_back eccles hotmail.com | |
| sr | Simon Rushbrook | archived | |
| ss | Stephen Sadler (alias Tomino) | ||
| sy | Stephen Yensen | ||
| tl | (alias The Legs) | ||
| trb | (alias The Red Boyo) | ||
| yti | John Haddock (alias Yukka Tukka Indians) | ||
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